Old Spice Warning

This is just a heads up to those that enjoy Old Spice products and see Danger Zone on the shelf.

The Danger Zone this bottle refers to is not the high flying beach volleyball playing Kenny Log gins filled world that Tom Cruise inhabits.

No the reason this bottle smells like courage is because it smells like a Turkish bath house rich with the musk of European incense with undertones of the death of innocence.

So yes this is what courage smells like the courage to share warm water and nudity with men in a strange country.

 One whiff of this stuff will envelope you in a swarthiness that lives in the dank dark places of the world. It reminds me of the cruel men from the south who attacked Minas Tirith with their oliphaunts.

Anyways you have been warned.


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